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I can just hear it now…
“This is Optimus Prime, you owe me twenty bucks”

transfrmers rule i lve transformers i have a room full f them

I fucked your mom last night.

This is my mom!

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It wont work anymore it only sends emails.

aw nuts.

I’d like somethinge around the lines of
“This is optimus prime, I can’t come to the phone right now please leave a message after the beep”

I’m decided on this one…

“Hi, this is Optimus Prime… (your name) can’t come to the phone right now because he’s helping the Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons, but if you leave your name & number…”

funny perhaps we should have one for starscream as the
automatic decepticon receptionist ()

“you have rung decepticon head quarters, all operators are busy
but if you want to leave a message press a number after the tone.”

for voting your favorite decepticon as new leader press 1
for unclaimed energon cubes press 2
for autobot locations in your area press 3
for lost weapons and ammunition replacements press 4
for decepticon workers union press 5
for deceptiocon life insurance benefits and pensions press 6
for deception temporary housing press 7
for all other enquires hold theline and an operator
will answer your call…”

“hello decepticon heard quarters starscream speaking”

perceptor:”is this starscream?”

starscream “yes”

perceptor:”are you free this sunday? I brought flowers this time..”

Too bad…they’ve changed it to send emails now. No more phone calls.

you just game a babd thought.. optimus doing phone sex..

(Your name) can’t come to the phone right now for he is busy banging your mom and then rescuing the planet from uncertain doom. Please leave your name and number ad brief message and he will get back to you asap. Autobots Let’s Roll!!

Heh what is this fixation with banging moms?
Isn’t there enough fresh ass in the world?
Leme guess, is it a new sport in the beijing olympics since it is getting popular here in teh forums and anywhere else?

I could easily see optimus getting friendly with a RV but a “fleshing”?
either op has a small one or whoevers mom that is soo wide she puts cartman/s mom to shame.

oops my mistake it is MEGATRON that bangs moms for energon… (no the “other” MEGATRON);)