Comments on: Phone Call from Optimus Prime

By: DarthChop

DarthChop — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:33:06 +0000

I can just hear it now…
“This is Optimus Prime, you owe me twenty bucks”

By: Shawn

Shawn — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:15:05 +0000

and then… “I’m waiting outside.”

By: matthew

matthew — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:13:18 +0000

transfrmers rule i lve transformers i have a room full f them

By: barry

barry — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:10:49 +0000

I fucked your mom last night.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:54:27 +0000

Gross!

By: Shawn

Shawn — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:55:33 +0000

This is my mom!

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG

By: david

david — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:38:44 +0000

It wont work anymore it only sends emails.

By: shawn

shawn — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:14:01 +0000

That sucks!

By: Rewind

Rewind — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:51:03 +0000

aw nuts.

I’d like somethinge around the lines of
“This is optimus prime, I can’t come to the phone right now please leave a message after the beep”

By: DarthChop

DarthChop — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:00:10 +0000

I’m decided on this one…

“Hi, this is Optimus Prime… (your name) can’t come to the phone right now because he’s helping the Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons, but if you leave your name & number…”

By: Rewind

Rewind — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:29:04 +0000

funny perhaps we should have one for starscream as the
automatic decepticon receptionist ()

“you have rung decepticon head quarters, all operators are busy
but if you want to leave a message press a number after the tone.”

for voting your favorite decepticon as new leader press 1
for unclaimed energon cubes press 2
for autobot locations in your area press 3
for lost weapons and ammunition replacements press 4
for decepticon workers union press 5
for deceptiocon life insurance benefits and pensions press 6
for deception temporary housing press 7
for all other enquires hold theline and an operator
will answer your call…”

“hello decepticon heard quarters starscream speaking”

perceptor:”is this starscream?”

starscream “yes”

perceptor:”are you free this sunday? I brought flowers this time..”

By: Rewind

Rewind — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:37:21 +0000

Get a new hobby.. bored with your own mother??

By: Shawn

Shawn — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:33:54 +0000

Must be…

By: James

James — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:14:11 +0000

Too bad…they’ve changed it to send emails now. No more phone calls.

By: Rewind

Rewind — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:01:55 +0000

you just game a babd thought.. optimus doing phone sex..

By: Starscreamer

Starscreamer — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:50:03 +0000

(Your name) can’t come to the phone right now for he is busy banging your mom and then rescuing the planet from uncertain doom. Please leave your name and number ad brief message and he will get back to you asap. Autobots Let’s Roll!!

By: Rewind

Rewind — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:23:36 +0000

Heh what is this fixation with banging moms?
Isn’t there enough fresh ass in the world?
Leme guess, is it a new sport in the beijing olympics since it is getting popular here in teh forums and anywhere else?

I could easily see optimus getting friendly with a RV but a “fleshing”?
either op has a small one or whoevers mom that is soo wide she puts cartman/s mom to shame.

By: Rewind

Rewind — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:40:12 +0000

oops my mistake it is MEGATRON that bangs moms for energon… (no the “other” MEGATRON);)