“Jingle bells, Micheal Smells, Optimus has a mouth.
Megatron is Mr. Smith while many G1 fans shout
(chorus)BOOOO

Jingle bells Stevie Smells,where did Soundwave go?
Rumble got him fired from Megs when bay bought the f**kin show.

Dashing on the road,hidden as they are.Autobot at least are
trucks and f**king cars. WTF is this, a made up F*King tank
I thought bay wanted real world, instead this idea stank.

Micheal sucks,micheal sucks ,what drugs is he on?.
scorpions are not that big, to steve you pass the bong.

Stevie suck,Stevie sucks,why let bay do that?
should have made the film yourself and listened to the fans.”